“It's that gas from your ass That toot from your boot That hum in your bum That loot from your chute All that air from your ol' derriere Come on and set it free 'Cause farts are liberty! What do we wanna do? (Fart, fart!) Open up your butt cheeks This is how our butts speak Let's Go Faaaaaart!”Tagged: Farts, Gas, Gross, Derriere
“Gene: I'm having my own Super Bowl blowout this year. I'm holding all of my BM's until halftime, when I will make a ‘Super Bowel!’ Linda: Gene, you can't hold your poops in, all right? You gotta set them free, then they go in the sewers and the find their families. And they're happy!”Tagged: super bowl, Super Bowel, Bowel Movements, Gross