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Justin Roiland

161 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Feb 21, 1980 · United States Of America · Male

Justin Roiland (born February 21, 1980) is an American voice actor, animator, writer, producer, and director. He is best known as the co-creator and executive producer of the Adult Swim animated series Rick and Morty, in which he voices both of the show's eponymous characters, the voice of Oscar on the Disney Channel's animated television show Fish Hooks, as well as the Earl of Lemongrab on Cartoon Network's Adventure Time, and several characters (most notably the character of Blendin Blandin) on Gravity Falls. 2Early life Roiland grew up on an almond orchard in Manteca, California. He attended Sierra High School for all of his time in high school up to the first quarter of his senior year and then transferred to Manteca High School for the remainder of his senior year, graduating in 1998. After high school he attended Modesto Junior College in Modesto, California. 2Career He eventually moved to Los Angeles, and in early 2004, got involved with Channel101, an L.A. media collective started by Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab, where he made and acted in numerous movie shorts (such as 2 Girls One Cup: The Show, House of Cosbys and a small role as musician "Christopher Cross" in the series "Yacht Rock") and in the VH1 television show Acceptable TV. He appeared regularly on The Sarah Silverman Program on Comedy Central as "Blonde Craig". He now works as a voice actor, most notably as the title characters of Rick & Morty, for which he is also co-creator, co-writer and executive producer with Dan Harmon. In addition, he has voiced several other characters in Rick and Morty. Since 2010, he has co-hosted The Grandma's Virginity Podcast with Rick and Morty writer, Ryan Ridley, and Steven Universe producer, Jackie Buscarino. He stated at the Rick and Morty panel at San Diego Comic-Con International 2014 that one of his main influences was Pendleton Ward and that he enjoyed watching The Ren & Stimpy Show as a chil

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From “Ricksy Business”

Bird Person: Morty, do you know what wubba lubba dub dub means? Morty: Oh, that's just Rick's stupid nonsense catchphrase. Bird Person: It's not nonsense at all. In my people's tongue, it means, I am in great pain. Please help me.

Catchphrase Nonsense Pain Meaning

Bird Person: Morty, do you know what wubba lubba dub dub means? Morty: Oh, that's just Rick's stupid nonsense catchphrase. Bird Person: It's not nonsense at all. In my people's tongue, it means, I am in great pain. Please help me.

Catchphrase Nonsense Pain Meaning

And this is why you don't invite a Floopy Doop and a Shmoopy Doop to the same party.

party Invitation tension

Rick: When's the last time you got laid, 'pers? Birdperson: It has been a... challenging mating season for Birdperson.

Laid Mating Mating Season Challenging

I love watching bukkake. I mean, like, I don't know if I would personally ever do it.

Porn Sex Sex Acts Watching

TO GET R*ugghhb*IGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED SOONN

Drinking party crazy Wrecked

TO GET R*ugghhb*IGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED SOONN

Drinking party crazy Wrecked

It's not the same, Summer! Lincler's a crazed maniac. He's just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral super-leader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln. Turns out that ehh-it just adds up to a lame, weird... loser.

Abraham Lincoln Adolf Hitler DNA Maniac Loser

It's not the same, Summer! Lincler's a crazed maniac. He's just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral super-leader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln. Turns out that ehh-it just adds up to a lame, weird... loser.

Abraham Lincoln Adolf Hitler DNA Maniac Loser

From “A Rickle in Time”

Beth: Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards? Jerry: ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid! Rick: Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.

Stupid Redgrin Grumbholt Diss backwards

Beth: Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards? Jerry: ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid! Rick: Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.

Stupid Redgrin Grumbholt Diss backwards

Morty: If you could get out that whole time why didn't you? Rick: Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty! That's the difference between you and me: I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.

Certainty Burlap Sack Turds Diss

Morty: If you could get out that whole time why didn't you? Rick: Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty! That's the difference between you and me: I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.

Certainty Burlap Sack Turds Diss

Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.

Bets Lose A Bet Death Cage

So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical.

Grandchildren Pain In My Ass Sensitive Clingy identical

So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical.

Grandchildren Pain In My Ass Sensitive Clingy identical

Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen—I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This…

Siblings Shit Pieces of Shit Math Whiteboard

Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen—I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This…

Siblings Shit Pieces of Shit Math Whiteboard

Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.

Unsustainable Either Isn't Uncertainty

Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.

Unsustainable Either Isn't Uncertainty

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