Quotes tagged ‘Adolf Hitler’

“First of all, they said playing a clip of Jordan Peterson was like playing a clip of Hitler or Milo Yiannopoulos. I thought, 'well, let’s go a little easy on the Hitler comparisons, there, guys. You might want to save that for when it’s really necessary, because you don’t use…' It’s sacrilegious to…”

— Jordan B. Peterson, youtube.com

“Albert Speer: The war is lost. Adolf Hitler: [shouting] The war is not lost! The war is not lost! The war will never be lost! We're gonna beat 'em, we're gonna beat 'em all!”

— John Gay, 'Adolph Hitler', Anthony Hopkins, imdb.com

“The point of replacing Hitler is to negotiate the truce with the Allies. The Allies, I suspect would be more amenable to a truce if we offer it to them before they get to fucking Berlin!”

— Christopher McQuarrie, Nathan Alexander, Friedrich Olbricht, Bill Nighy, imdb.com

“Timothy 'Dum Dum' Dugan: Wait. You know what you're doing? Steve Rogers: Yeah. I knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times.”

— Stephen McFeely, Christopher Markus, Steve Rogers / Captain America, Chris Evans, imdb.com

“It's not the same, Summer! Lincler's a crazed maniac. He's just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral super-leader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln. Turns out that ehh-it just adds up to a lame, weird... loser.”

— Ryan Ridley, Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“If we see that Germany is winning we ought to help Russia and if Russia is winning we ought to help Germany, and that way let them kill as many as possible, although I don't want to see Hitler victorious under any circumstances. Neither of them thinks anything of their pledged word.”

— Harry S Truman, content.time.com

“Hm...looking for Chaplin, only seeing Hitler.”

— Paul Feig, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com

“Do you know why no one remembers your name? It's because no one wants to remember your name. There's too many Smiths, DiMattos and O'Keefes and O'Briens, who show up here, replacing Toccoa men that you dumb replacements got killed in the first place! And they're all like you! They're all piss and vi…”

— Erik Jendresen, John Orloff, Frank Perconte, James Madio, imdb.com

“Nixon: Hitler's dead. Liebgott: Holy shit. Nixon: Shot himself in Berlin. Bull: Is the war over, sir? Nixon: No. We have orders to Berchtesgaden. We're gonna move out in one hour. Webster: Why? The man's not home. Should've killed himself three years ago, saved us a lot of trouble. Nixon: Yeah, he s…”

— Erik Jendresen, John Orloff, Joseph Liebgott, Ross McCall, imdb.com

“Donald Malarkey: Hey, Skip! Where ya been? I've been lookin' all over for you! Warren Muck: Well, Don, I was at home in Tonawanda, but then Hitler started this whole thing, so now I'm here.”

— Erik Jendresen, Donald Malarkey, Scott Grimes, imdb.com

“Despite his obvious deficiencies, I can truly say that his entire organization (to say nothing of me) loves him with the same fervor that is usually reserved for men like Stalin, Hitler and Torquemada.”

— Groucho Marx, amazon.com

“So the bastard's dead? Too bad we didn't capture him alive!”

— Joseph Stalin, en.wikiquote.org

“Vomiting is not a deal-breaker. If Hitler had vomited on Chamberlain, Chamberlain still would have given him Czechoslovakia.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”

— Justin Spitzer, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com