“OK, Rule number 1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.”Tagged: Drinking, Alcoholism
“Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?”Tagged: Orange Juice, Hangover, Alcoholism
“I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!”Tagged: Alcoholism, pill addiction
“Honey, my catchphrase is: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.”Tagged: Beer, Alcoholism