“Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a shit?”Tagged: Winning
“Why would you do this to me? Here this whole time I thought you were the whore with a heart of gold. Instead you're just a whore with a real whore's heart.”Tagged: Whore, heart of gold
“I can't believe I opened up my heart up to that bitch. Opened it wide up. And she just squatted with that big beautiful booty and dumped all over it.”Tagged: booty, Pooping, Bitch
“I got two hard rules I live by, pop: I don't fuck with the Devil, and I never do tag teams with blood relatives.”Tagged: devil, blood relatives, tag teams
“Yeah, I've actually had multiple orgasms on jet skis. Maybe it's something in our blood that we can just ya know, get hard from riding fuckin’ badass ya know, terrain vehicles...water crafts...”Tagged: multiple orgasms, jet skis, badass
“I paid cash for the motherfucker. Bought it with an advance that I was paid for this, uh...self help novel I'm about to have published onto the Oprah's book clubs...Pretty much saved all my pennies from my major league days. Invested a lot of it very wisely in stocks, bonds, famous works of arts.”Tagged: Cash, Oprah's Book Club, Major League Baseball, Stocks
“Truth be told, things aren't going as good for me as I led on to believe. The love of my life married some other dude, and my new girlfriend fed her pussy to the owner of the baseball team I just quit. I stole homeboy's car, and now I'm probably a wanted fugitive.”Tagged: Pussy, Girlfriend, fugitive
“The good thing about getting over depression is...well...you can start to see your enemies more clearly. Suddenly, everyone isn't an obstacle, just some people are...And it might be someone that you find is in your bloodline, distant and as brown as their skin can be, they still are part of you.”Tagged: Depression, obstacle, Bloodline
“Chapter 17. Done, and fuckin' done. Just like that, the journey is over...depression is finished, and you're on your way back to the world of the living, smiling, regular people...The road has been paved with dickheads, backstabbers, and pains in the fuckin' ass...but memories were made, allies were…”Tagged: dickheads, Backstabbers, pole smokers
“We can do some fucking great things tonight, you guys. Follow me. Walk with me out on to that field. And when you do, you will fucking put your ass out, and you raise your fucking head up. Know that you'll never, ever...ever reach the heights that you're gonna reach tonight. But you can leave here…”Tagged: Great Things, Mexican Baseball
“Let's face it, guys, after midnight, this whole fucking place turns into a pumpkin, and you guys all turn back into mice. This is a classic Cinderella tale here. You know, Peter Pan will no longer be a man, he'll turn into a real boy. George Washington will never be able to cut down the beanstalk.…”Tagged: Cinderella Tale, pumpkin, George Washington, Peter Pan, Beanstalk
“Purity—it's what we all desire, and it is what I've come here to share with you. Hence the all whites.”Tagged: Purity, whites
“Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. Whenever you look at that jackass you think of me, OK?”Tagged: Mexican, Jackass
“I brought you guys up from less than fuckin' nothin', and took you up to a championship level, only to abandon you there...leave you high and dry, naked and nude, prey, easy targets for the competitions, to rape and buttfuck you. I'm sorry for that.”Tagged: Rape, buttfuck, Championship, dry, nude
“That sweet tailpipe of yours did have me charmed. It put a spell on me, but all the ass magic in Mexico can't change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs. I'm not an ass man. I'm a tit man. I like big ass boobs—now, and forever. I'm not like a black guy, Vida.”Tagged: tailpipe, ass, Mexico, boobs, black guys
“Too hot for hugs here, man. I've been battlin' a war with swamp ass since I got down here.”Tagged: hugs, swamp ass
“A goddamn Mexican standoff in fuckin' Mexico. I was hoping to get into one of these before I left.”Tagged: Mexican, Mexican Standoff