“Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? [pause] Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little ol' bottle, Vitameatavegamin. [Checks the bottle label] That's it. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat,…”
“Don't ask questions, just get a knife and a fork and a bottle of ketchup and follow me to the biggest barbecue in the whole world.”Tagged: Ketchup, Barbecue
“Ricky Ricardo: I need someone with 'sperience. Lucy Ricardo: Well I've had 'sperience.”Tagged: ESL, accents
“Ricky Ricardo: What do you want me to do, starve to death? Lucy Ricardo: Would you, please?”Tagged: starve to death, argument
“Lucy Ricardo: Ricky, wait a minute, let's not watch television tonight. Ricky Ricardo, Ethel Mertz, Fred Mertz: [Ricky, Fred, and Ethel shout in unison] Not watch television! Ricky Ricardo: What else is there to do? Lucy Ricardo: Well, whatever happened to that game we used to play before television…”Tagged: Conversation, TV, TV addiction
“Lucy Ricardo: Fred, you've given me an idea. I'm going to give Ricky scalp treatments. And they'll be so drastic he'll be glad to forget the whole thing. Fred Mertz: It won't work... Lucy Ricardo: Why not? Fred Mertz: Nothing has ever been invented that a man won't try if he thinks he can get his…”Tagged: hair restoration, scalp treatments, Balding
“Ricky Ricardo: [discussing operetta Lucy wrote, but does not know she wrote it] Who wrote this thing, anyway? Lucy Ricardo: Who wrote it? Have you ever heard of Victor Herbert? Ricky Ricardo: Yeah. Lucy Ricardo: Well all right, then.”Tagged: operetta, victor herbert