“Hey George, what do you like better? The ‘bro’ or the ‘mansiere’?”Tagged: Male Bras, Bras, Bro, Mansiere, Man Boobs
“I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!”Tagged: Cross-Dressing, Transvestitism, J. Edgar Hoover, Bro, Mansiere
“A bra is for ladies. I'm talking about a support undergarment specifically designed for men.”Tagged: Male Bras, Bras, Mansiere, Bro, Underwear
“Yeah, except you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us, you don't have any white friends, either.”Tagged: Racial Pandering, Tokenism, Interracial Friendships
“Salad! What was I thinking? Women don't respect salad eaters.”Tagged: Salad, Masculinity, Women, Veganism
“I'd rather be dating the blind. You know you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good-looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her.”Tagged: Dating, blind dates, Blind People, Sloppiness, Deaf People
“Look, honey, I know you're trying to get Lloyd to notice you, but this is too much. Parading around in a wet T-shirt.”Tagged: Wet T-Shirt Contest, seduction
“Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum, huh?”Tagged: Chewing Gum, Friendship, Holidays, Male Bonding
“I don't understand this. Why wouldn't you want to get something that's better if I'm telling you it's better? And it's not a little better—it's much better.”Tagged: Electric Toothbrush, Free Will
“See, here, you're just another apple, but in Japan, you're an exotic fruit. Like an orange. Which is rare there.”Tagged: Japan, orange, Fruit, apples
“There are times in life when you think you’re lost. When every turn you take seems wrong. Then just for a moment, you see a light. And so I began that long climb into the light. Only this time I wasn’t alone.”Tagged: Hard Times, Difficulty, Struggle, Overcoming
“The transition from summer to fall is a tricky one. Like astronauts returning from space. We had to re-enter the atmosphere of school carefully, so the sudden change in pressure wouldn't kill us.”Tagged: Seasons, Astronauts, Summer, Fall