Quotes tagged ‘Leonardo DiCaprio’
(5 total)
“[Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe] Luis: How serious are we talkin', Scotty? Scott: It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic. Luis: Wow. can you crack it? Scott: Well here's the thing. It doesn't do so well with cold. You remember what that iceberg did…”
— Joe Cornish, Adam McKay, Edgar Wright, Paul Rudd, Luis, Michael Pena, imdb.com
“All this time, you've been thinking, 'What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?' Well, now you know, you'd be a doctor. Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!”
— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com