Rebecca: Umm, my ovaries are eking out into my Fallopian tubes and they're wrapped around... Darryl: Okay, we'll see you when you're feeling better. Rebecca: Wow, men are stupid.
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Rachel Bloom
Rachel Leah Bloom (born April 3, 1987) is an American actress, comedian, singer, writer, producer, and songwriter. She is best known for creating, writing and playing the lead role of Rebecca Bunch in The CW comedy-drama series Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, for which she won a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress – Television Series Musical or Comedy and a Critics' Choice Television Award for Best Actress in a Comedy Series. She also created the Hugo Award-nominated music video "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury". 2Early life Bloom was born in Los Angeles and grew up in Manhattan Beach, the daughter of Shelli (née Rosenberg) and Alan Bloom.Her mother is a musician while her father is a healthcare lawyer. Her family is Jewish. In 2009, Bloom graduated from New York University's Tisch School of the Arts with a BFA in Drama. While at NYU, Bloom was the head writer and director of the school's premier sketch comedy group, Hammerkatz. Post-college, Bloom performed at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York and Los Angeles. She was once roommates with comedian Ilana Glazer after college in Brooklyn. 2Career In April 2010, Bloom wrote and sang the song, "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury", which gained a cult following when it was released on Ray Bradbury's 90th birthday in 201
I got stuck on, like, wanting you to say I was a good person, because if you believed it, then somehow I could believe it too.
I'm a good person, that's my thing. My nickname is Mother Teresa Luther King!
I have an I.Q. of 164. On the entire S.A.T., I got two questions wrong and in subsequent years those questions were strickened for being misleading. But I know *nothing* about life! Yeah, no. Truly, nothing! Like, I make AWFUL decisions! Like really, you know, really, really awful decisions.
God, I'm an idiot. What am I even doing here? I got caught up in Bunchsanity again, I'm a moron!
Now, it's true, I'm not gay. I, Darryl Whitefeather, I like both sexes. I'm a bothsexual!
Valencia: I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, which is not far because you eat bagels after 8 p.m. Rebecca: Don't underestimate the joy of a midnight bagel!
Valencia: I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, which is not far because you eat bagels after 8 p.m. Rebecca: Don't underestimate the joy of a midnight bagel!
I'm the villain in my own story. I'm the witch in my own tale. Though I insist I'm a protagonist, it's clear that my soul is up for sale. I'm the villain in my own story, the bad guy in my TV show. I'm the 'who' in the whodunit, when I go to Hell I'll run it as Satan's CFO!
I'm the villain in my own story. I'm the witch in my own tale. Though I insist I'm a protagonist, it's clear that my soul is up for sale. I'm the villain in my own story, the bad guy in my TV show. I'm the 'who' in the whodunit, when I go to Hell I'll run it as Satan's CFO!
What you've got to know is that boobs may be where it's at, but if you cut them open, they're just sacks of yellow fat!
Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs: Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Knights, dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of Wuthering Heights.