“Ed Norton: [reading from book about golf] 'The golf swing: First, step up, plant your feet firmly on the ground, and address the ball.' Ralph: Wait a minute. What do they mean by 'address the ball'? Ed Norton: How should I know? That's what it says here. Ralph: Well, read a little further. Maybe it…”Tagged: Golf, address the ball, Hello Ball
“Now I know why people play golf! It's not 'cause they like this game! It's just to get away from their wives! That's why they play!”Tagged: Golf, Bad Marriage, wives