“Shaun: As Bertrand Russell once said, ‘The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.’ I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now. Liz: Was that on a beer mat? Shaun: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold. Liz: I won’t say anything. Shaun: Thanks.”Tagged: Bertrand Russell, Beer Mat, Guinness Extra Cold
“Ed: What happened to your hand, man? Pete: I got mugged on the way home. Ed: By who? Pete: I dunno by some crackheads or something, one of them bit me. Ed: Why’d they bite you? Pete: I don’t know, I didn’t stop to ask them! Now, I have a splitting headache, and your stupid hip-hop isn’t helping. And…”Tagged: Hip-Hop, electro, Crackheads, Headache
“As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘I’ in pie. And there’s an ‘I’ in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team...I don’t know what he’s talking about.”Tagged: anagram, Team, Confusion, Meat, Pie
“Shaun: David, kill the Queen! David: What? Shaun: The jukebox.”Tagged: Queen, jukebox, Double Entendre
“Ed: What’s the plan, then? Shaun: Right. [cuts to dream sequence] We take Pete’s car, we drive over to Mum’s, we go in, take care of Philip—‘I’m so sorry, Philip’—then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz’s place, hole up, have a cup of tea, and wait for this whole thing to blow over. Ed: Why have we got…”Tagged: dream sequence
“[looking through Shaun’s LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies] Ed: ‘Purple Rain’? Shaun: No. Ed: ‘Sign o’ the Times’? Shaun: Definitely not. Ed: The ‘Batman’ soundtrack? Shaun: Throw it. Ed: ‘Dire Straits’? Shaun: Throw it. Ed: Ooh, ‘Stone Roses.’ Shaun: Um, No. Ed: ‘Second…”Tagged: zombies, Prince, Sade, Dire Straits, Batman