“You don't have a monopoly on pain. Look around.”— Rob Delaney, Sharon Horgan, Rob Norris, Rob Delaney, imdb.com
“I'm just trying to understand how a person can buy a fish and not know what kind it was.”— Steven Zaillian, 'Sally Bugs', Louis Cancelmi, imdb.com
“Chase: You know, you're really confrontational. K.C.: And you're a real bitch.”— Anthony Salter, Neil LaBute, KC, Kate Bosworth, imdb.com
“Detectives, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want paperwork on all your closed cases by tomorrow. Scully, you can just write 'I didn't close any' on a piece of paper.”— Gil Ozeri, Captain Ray Holt, Andre Braugher, imdb.com
“Are you on drugs, Barry? Because getting clean is an important part of an actor's journey.”— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, imdb.com
“You have no life of your own… so you copy someone else’s.”— Brett Mahoney, Dr. Arthur Strauss, Gregg Henry, imdb.com
“Three victories don't make you a conqueror.”— David Benioff, D. B. Weiss, Jaime Lannister, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, imdb.com
“Ms. Hoover: First, we're going to construct paper mailboxes to store the valentines. Lisa: Isn't that just pointless busywork? Ms. Hoover: Bull's-eye. Get cracking.”— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“Hank Lawson: Mm, this pizza is oddly refreshing. Jill Casey: That's because it's a lemon strudel.”— Andrew Lenchewski, Jill Casey, Jill Flint, imdb.com
“We are your friends, not your punching bags.”— Joseph Dougherty, Lijah Barasz, Aria Montgomery, Lucy Hale, imdb.com
“Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?”— Matthew Carnahan, David Walpert, Clyde Oberholt, Ben Schwartz, imdb.com
“Frankie: Is that why you're wearing that ass hugging dress? Grace: Exactly. Yes. When I walk into Larry's house, everybody's going to look at me and say, 'What a waste?' Frankie: Wouldn't they be saying that when you walk out?”— Marta Kauffman, Alexa Junge, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com