Inara: Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I may die of shock. Mal: Have you got time to do my hair? Inara: Out!
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Tim Minear
Timothy "Tim" P. Minear (/maɪˈniːr/) (born October 29, 1963) is an American screenwriter and director. He has been nominated for two Emmy Awards (2013, 2014) for his role as an executive producer on American Horror Story. 2Life and career He was born in New York City, grew up in Whittier, California, and studied film at California State University, Long Beach. Minear was an assistant director on the film Platoon, and wrote episodes for several television series including The X-Files, Zorro, and Lois and Clark. He later wrote, executive-produced, and directed episodes of Strange World, Angel, Firefly, Wonderfalls, and The Inside (which he also created, with Howard Gordon). Minear had another series, Drive, airing on Fox in April 2007, however it was cancelled by the network after only four episodes. Drive was set to return with two additional episodes on July 4, 2007, but these were rescheduled to July 13 and then cancelled. This continued his tradition of short-lived work on Fox. Minear often works with Joss Whedon, and his work is typically characterized by a sharp, black humour and an ability to portray characters who are sympathetic and understandable, but morally ambiguous. An example of this is Angel Season Two, where Minear wrote all of the key episodes in the "beige Angel" ar
Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. But we are thieves. Point is, we're not takin' what's his. Now we'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You explain that's best for everyone,…
Zoë: Sir, is there some information, we might maybe be lacking, as to why there's an entire fedsquad sitting on this train? Mal: It doesn't concern us. Zoë: It kinda concerns me. Mal: I mean they're not protecting the goods. If they were, they wouldn't be letting people past 'em. Zoë: You don't…
Lund: [drunk] Hey, you gonna drink t'the Alliance with me? Six years today, the Alliance sent the Browncoats runnin', pissin' their pants. You know, your coat is kind of a brownish color. Mal: It was on sale. [drinks] Lund: You didn't toast. Y'know, I'm thinkin' you're one o' them In'apendants. Mal:…
Inara Serra: A companion chooses her own clients. That's guild law. But physical appearance doesn't matter so terribly. You look for a compatibility of spirit... There's an energy about a person that's difficult to hide. You try to feel that... Mal: [walks in] And then you try to feel the energy of…
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal…[breathing becomes a little more labored]…and then maybe, maybe we'll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You…
Mal: Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or some such? Book: Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here. Mal: If I'm your mission, Shepherd, best give it up. You're welcome on my boat. God…
Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Book: Whatever horror he witnessed, whatever acts of barbarism it was done by men, nothing more. Jayne: Reaver's ain't men. Book: Of course they are. Too long removed from civilization perhaps, but men. And, I believe there's a power greater than men. A power that heals. Mal: Reavers might take…
Jayne: We're sittin' put for a funeral? Mal: Yes, Jayne. That's exactly what we're gonna do. Not gonna have these people lookin' over my shoulder once we're gone. I ain't sayin' there's any peace to be had, but on the off chance there is, those folks deserve a little of it. Inara Serra: Just when I…
It's a real burden being right so often.
Tell you what I think. I figure that fella we run into did everyone on board. Killed 'em all. Then he decided to take a swim, see how fast his blood would boil out his ears.
Did we just marry the Devil? Because I'm not down with that.
You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I'd still never give you nothing more then a headache.
At any rate, I’m not going to kill you, well maybe after dessert. I put a lot of effort into the Key Lime Pie.
One dog moves out, another moves in. It's the circle of life.