“Bo Duke: Man, I’m never gonna get out of this car again! I’m gonna live in it, I’m gonna…”

“Luke Duke: [Uncle Jesse takes a big gulp of moonshine while being pursued by the police]…”

“Uncle Jesse: You know why tornadoes and blondes are so much alike? Luke Duke: No. Uncle…”

“You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller.”