“Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.

Booger: What's mopery?

Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity prank. But there's only one organization that can handle such matters.

Gibert: What is that?

Sergeant: [disdainfully] The Greek Council.”