“Takashi: Maybe we could have robster craws. Booger: [adjusting his shirt] What the fuck are robster craws?”Tagged: Asian Accents, Lobster Claws
“[rings door buzzer] Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there? Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is... Mail Slot Man: What do you want? Booger: Is this the Stewart residence? Mail Slot Man: Why are you here? Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo... Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU…”Tagged: Mailman, Rent, fuck off
“Judy: Maybe we should eat? Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV? Booger: Hey, guys...[opens his leather jacket to reveal some marijuana cigarettes]...wonder joints.”Tagged: Marijuana, joints
“Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you ‘booger’? Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.”Tagged: booger, Nose-Picking
“Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery. Booger: What's mopery? Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity…”Tagged: mopery, fraternities
“[Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently] Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants? Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger. Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?”Tagged: pants, penis, scoring
“Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.”Tagged: nerd, douchebag, Ohio
“[Booger and Takeshi are trying to look at a naked girl who hides behind a large roommate] Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff! Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!”Tagged: muff, pubic hair
“Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert? Lamar: I do! Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy. Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger? Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!”Tagged: Date, party, high school
“[Booger is teaching Takashi poker] Takashi: I think I've got a frush. Booger: What the fuck's a frush? Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A frush. Booger: [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush. Takashi: Oh, thank you.”Tagged: Asian Accent, Royal Flush