“[rings door buzzer]
Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there?
Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is...
Mail Slot Man: What do you want?
Booger: Is this the Stewart residence?
Mail Slot Man: Why are you here?
Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo...
Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Booger: I've come about the roo...
Mail Slot Man: Don't have, no way!
Booger: I—I, uh, do you have a room for rent?
Mail Slot Man: Not for rent!
Booger: I thought it was for rent!
Mail Slot Man: Fuck off!
[mail flap closes]”
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