“What’s the secret to a happy marriage? Find a woman who can cook and clean. A woman who’s an animal in bed. A woman with lots of money. Make sure these three women never meet.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Secret Secrets, Marriage, Happy Marriage, Cooking, cleaning
“What’s the difference between men and women? Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake their entire marriage.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Men, Women, Faking Orgasm, Marriage, Faking Marriage
“How is a wife like bacon? They both look, smell, and taste amazing. They also both slowly kill you.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Bacon, Marriage, Wife, Murder
“What’s the best way to love thy neighbor? When her husband’s away on business.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Love Thy Neighbor, Cheating, Marriage
“What’s the difference between a prostitute and a wife? A wife accepts credit cards.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Prostitute, Wife, Credit Cards, Marriage, Irony
“What do wives and hurricanes have in common? On arrival, they’re wet and wild. When they leave, they take the house and car with them.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: wives, Hurricanes, Divorce, Alimony, Divorce Settlements
“What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years, a job still sucks.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Wife, Job, Oral Sex, Marriage