Season

Season 5

by Tina Fey, Jack Mcbrayer, Scott Adsit, Judah Friedlander, Alec Baldwin and 39 others

The fifth season of 30 Rock, an American television comedy series on the NBC network in the United States, began airing on September 23, 2010. NBC announced on March 5, 2010 that 30 Rock would be returning for a fifth season in the 2010–2011 television se

(9 total)

Characters

Alec Baldwin (5)Jack Donaghy (5)Matt Hubbard (2)Vali Chandrasekaran (2)Jenna Maroney (2)Jane Krakowski (2)Ron Weiner (1)Judah Friedlander (1)Tina Fey (1)Frank Rossitano (1)

“Good God! Lemon, those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter!”

— Ron Weiner, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: jeans, Mexican sports reporter, look like

“When I was pageantizing, my mother told me there's only three things standing between you and winning: your breasts, and wanting it bad enough”

— Jack Burditt, Jenna Maroney, Jane Krakowski, imdb.com

Tagged: beauty pagents, mother, Winning, breasts, Advice

“Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold”

— Vali Chandrasekaran, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: terrible, eating, Oysters, Messy, Sick

“I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some oversexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond”

— Matt Hubbard, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, imdb.com

Tagged: Real woman, Oversexed, nympho, Everybody Loves Raymond

“Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong”

— Kay Cannon, Jenna Maroney, Jane Krakowski, imdb.com

Tagged: Relationship, Sharks, Simile Examples, Intercourse, Sex

“I have to talk to Rachel Maddow. Only one of us can have this haircut”

— Matt Hubbard, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: Rachel Maddow, only one, haircut, talk

“There was a cyclone in Brooklyn last year. It destroyed two vintage T-shirt shops and a banjo”

— Robert Carlock, Frank Rossitano, Judah Friedlander, imdb.com

Tagged: cyclone, Brooklyn, banjo, vintage, T-Shirt

“Jenna: Jack, can we talk? One ten to another. Jack: I’m an eleven, but continue.”

— Vali Chandrasekaran, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: Attractive, A Ten, Full Of Themselves

“Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to survive. Haven’t you ever read my throw pillow?”

— John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: Ambition, Throw Pillow, Survival, Love