“My husband and I divorced for religious reasons. He thought he was God. I didn’t.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: husband, Divorce, God, Religion
“If God sneezes when you meet him, what the hell do you say?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: God, Religion, Hell
“Why does everyone pray in the aftermath of a disaster? Hasn’t God just proved He doesn’t give a fuck?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: disaster, prayer, Religion
“If God created man in His own image....He’s a fucking pervert.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: God, Creation, Pervert
“Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: God, Creation, Vibrators
“Bacon proves God has a sense of humor. He invents the greatest meat in the world, then bans His chosen people from eating it.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: God, Meat, Chosen People
“What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Christmas, Christmas Tree, priest, balls
“Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Abstinence, Church, Fondling, Child Molestation
“Don’t forget: If you never sin, Jesus died for nothin’.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Sin, jesus, Religion
“How is God just like a regular man? If you’re not on your knees, he’s not interested.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: God, Men, feminism