Season

Season 2

by Benji Gregory, Andrea Elson, Max Wright, Anne Schedeen, Paul Fusco and 11 others

(11 total)

Characters

Paul Fusco (7)ALF (voice) (6)Scott Spencer Gordon (5)Max Wright (2)Bob Bendetson (2)Willie Tanner (2)Alan Hale Jr. (1)Uncle Albert (1)Elisha Cook Jr (1)Alicia Marie Schudt (1)

“ALF: Ignorance is no excuse. Kate Tanner: Ignorance is your excuse all the time! ALF: I don't know what you are talking about.”

— Scott Spencer Gordon, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

Tagged: Ignorance, feigning ignorance

“Why are you so intent on moving out of a house that you like, in order for you to continue to do a job you don't like?”

— Alicia Marie Schudt, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

Tagged: Bad decisions, House, Job

“Kate Tanner: [after ALF claims that according to a magazine article, he is a thrill-seeker] This from the same person who watched the movie Aliens from under the couch? ALF: Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.”

— Bob Bendetson, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

Tagged: thrill-seeker, Mob

“Why must you needlessly complicate everything?”

— Bob Bendetson, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

Tagged: Complication

“Let's go to dinner. Don't worry—tab's on me. Though I'm not paying for Brian's invisible friend.”

— Paul Fusco, Uncle Albert, Elisha Cook Jr, imdb.com

Tagged: Dinner, pick up the tab

“Let me just try to understand, ALF. The operative word in People Log is 'people'... one of which you are... not... one. That's cruel. Not to mention poorly constructed from a grammatical standpoint.”

— Lisa A. Bannick, Willie Tanner, Max Wright, imdb.com

Tagged: People, Bad Grammar, cruel

“There are many things in this universe you're not meant to understand. Now, that doesn't mean they're not real. I'm real, and whether other people believe you or not, you know I'm real.”

— Steve Pepoon, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

Tagged: amusing, real, Unreal

“I wish you would stop calling me little buddy; I’m in my 40s for, crying out loud.”

— Scott Spencer Gordon, Gilligan, Bob Denver, imdb.com

Tagged: Gilligan's Island, Little Buddy

“ALF, if you let us get some sleep I promise you will get back to this Gilligan's Island business first thing in the morning. and maybe just maybe we will build you a little lagoon all of your own.”

— Scott Spencer Gordon, Willie Tanner, Max Wright, imdb.com

Tagged: Gilligan's Island, Sleep, Lagoon

“Are you kidding? why we'd be out of here in a minute if smarty pants could get off this rock.”

— Scott Spencer Gordon, Skipper Jonas Grumby, Alan Hale Jr., imdb.com

Tagged: Gilligan's Island

“Aren't you guys happy? You are here on Gilligan’s island?”

— Scott Spencer Gordon, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

Tagged: Gilligan's Island