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Season 1

by Wendy Schaal, Rachael MacFarlane, Scott Grimes, Seth MacFarlane, Dee Bradley Baker and 20 others

(4 total)

Characters

Seth MacFarlane (4)Mike Barker (3)Stan Smith (voice) (2)Matt Weitzman (2)Scott Grimes (1)David Zuckerman (1)Steve Smith (voice) (1)Francine Smith (voice) (1)Wendy Schaal (1)
“Oh, not this old bit. You point a gun at me, I pretend I'm gonna do what you say, then I pull out my gun, we do our little John Woo standoff, inevitably your arm gets tired, then you drop your gun and we have nobody-got-shot sex.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Gun Point, John Woo, shot, Guns, Sex
“Stan: Don't play dumb! You know she's stripping. Showing people her Ho Hos, her Ding Dongs, her Suzie Q's, her...her...uh...aw, God, what...what are those called...? Those little, uh... pink with coconut...? They're really good.... Jeff: Her Sno-Balls? Stan: You bastard!”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Playing Dumb, Stripping, Bastard
“Steve: I can't believe I'm gonna die a virgin. Francine: Aw, sweetie, there was a 70-80% chance of that happening, anyway.”

— David Zuckerman, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: virgin, Die A virgin, Sex, Diss
“Steve Smith: All periods will now be called Steves. Girl: May I be excused? I'm having my Steve.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com

Tagged: period, Menstrual Cycle, Name Change

Characters & Writers

  • Seth MacFarlane4
  • Mike Barker3
  • Stan Smith (voice)2
  • Matt Weitzman2
  • Scott Grimes1
  • David Zuckerman1
  • Steve Smith (voice)1
  • Francine Smith (voice)1
  • Wendy Schaal1
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