“Get your bloated carcass in here!”— Adam Reed, Malory Archer (voice), Jessica Walter, imdb.comTagged: mean, bloated, Carcass, Diss, Command
“Cyril: Krieger's father was a Nazi scientist! Malory: And JFK's father was a bootlegger. Cyril: That's like comparing apples to... Nazi oranges!”— Adam Reed, Cyril Figgis (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.comTagged: father, Nazi, Scientist, Apples to Oranges, Bootlegger
“Archer: We look totally gay! Ray: I am gay. Archer: Well, I'm not! Ray: Then why are you wearing that turtleneck?”— Ray Gillette (voice), Adam Reed, imdb.comTagged: gay, Turtleneck, Sassy
“Archer: Name the douchebag who's in charge! Mobster: Vincent... Van Go-fuck-yourself. Archer: Vincent Van Go-fuck-myself. Survey says!”— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.comTagged: douchebag, Vincent Van Gogh, Diss, Sassy
“Pam: So then it's settled. We're a go on Operation... what should we called it? Cheryl: Dick Sledge.”— Adam Reed, Cheryl Tunt (voice), Judy Greer, imdb.comTagged: Operation, Codename, dick, name
“Pam: Frickin' head's poundin', I'm sweatin' booze and my mouth's killin' me! Cheryl: You're the one who stuffed four pool balls in it.”— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.comTagged: Pool Balls, hurt, Pain, Pounding, Headache
“That's just great. She gets dinner and Dixieland and laid. And I get mosquitoes and no beer and... not laid. How could this get any... [alligator surfaces and growls] LET ME FINISH... worse. You ruined it. You ruined the moment.”— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.comTagged: Dinner, Laid, Sex, Worse, moment
“Trinette: Ew, what is this? Homemade salad dressing? Dr. Krieger: Breast milk.”— Adam Reed, Dr Krieger (voice), Lucky Yates, imdb.comTagged: Breast Milk, Salad Dressing, Ew, food
“Anka: I'm from Germany, where the age of consent is 14. Archer: What is it, the Alabama of Europe?”— Mehar Sethi, Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.comTagged: Germany, Consent, Sex, Alabama