Season

Season 2

by Darin Brooks, Alan Ritchson, Frankie Shaw, Page Kennedy, Chris Romano and 9 others

The nastiest sacks in college football are back in a new season of balls-out comedy. Whether they're guzzling beers, hazing cheerleaders, kidnapping mascots, or crippling opponents with low blows, The Blue Mountain State Goats come ready to play hard and

(9 total)

Characters

Chris Romano (8)Eric Falconer (8)Thad Castle (3)Alan Ritchson (3)Page Kennedy (3)Radon Randell (3)Frankie Shaw (1)Larry Summers (1)James Cade (1)Omari Newton (1)

“I will have my friend, Larry, here, stick his fingers so far up your ass your breathe will smell like Larry's fingers.”

— Drew Hancock, Thad Castle, Alan Ritchson, imdb.com

Tagged: Finger, asses, Assholes

“I never stick my finger up nobody's ass but my own...and a flight attendant once, but that was because of turbulence.”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Radon Randell, Page Kennedy, imdb.com

Tagged: Finger, ass

“I'm gonna sack you so hard your dick's gonna go into your throat and your gonna choke on your dick and die!”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Thad Castle, Alan Ritchson, imdb.com

Tagged: Threat, dick, choke

“You never know, some guys might just get off fingering other guys' asses.”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Larry Summers, Omari Newton, imdb.com

Tagged: fingering, asses

“Look, man, I'm just here to make my mark, let everybody in this school know that I'm the shit and they 'bout to smell it!”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Radon Randell, Page Kennedy, imdb.com

Tagged: Shit, make my mark

“Which one of you assholes stuck his finger in my asshole?”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Thad Castle, Alan Ritchson, imdb.com

Tagged: Assholes, Finger

“Mary Jo Cacciatore: I've changed a lot, Alex. I used to not have boobs, but now...I have them. Alex Moran: Yes, I'm looking right at them.”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Mary Jo Cacciatore, Frankie Shaw, imdb.com

Tagged: boobs, ogling

“I used to masturbate exclusively with motor oil….Yeah, I was that guy.”

— Eric Falconer, Chris Romano, Harmon Tedesco, James Cade, imdb.com

Tagged: masturbation, motor oil

“I sleep in there, party in there, I do whatever in there, baby. It's my hyperbolic chamber, man. Know what I'm saying? It gets your platelet levels going, and your hemoglobins and your DNA and shit. TO got one, man!”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Radon Randell, Page Kennedy, imdb.com

Tagged: party, hemoglobin, hyperbolic, Malapropism, hyperbaric