Show

Blue Mountain State

Three incoming freshmen attending Midwestern college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State must quickly adapt to college life and juggle football, girls, classes and nonstop hazing.

(29 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (20)Season 2 (9)Season 3

Characters

Chris Romano (18)Eric Falconer (16)Drew Hancock (13)J.D. Ryznar (12)Chester Tam (9)James Cade (7)Alan Ritchson (7)Harmon Tedesco (7)Thad Castle (7)Page Kennedy (3)

“I may suck cock for crack, but at the end of the day, I lay in my bed right with God.”

— Brian Robbins, Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Transvestite Prostitute, Miguel A. Núñez, Jr., imdb.com

Tagged: suck cock, Crack, God

“Sammy Cacciatore: I wish I could rip my arms off and give them to you so you can call me sometime. Monica: My phone voice-dials. Sammy Cacciatore: Even better!”

— Drew Hancock, J.D. Ryznar, Chester Tam, Sammy Cacciatore, Chris Romano, imdb.com

Tagged: phone calls, voice dial

“This is special teams. We like to play hard, we like to party hard. We also like to triple team chicks, that's European style. Don't worry, our dicks will never touch.”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Harmon Tedesco, James Cade, imdb.com

Tagged: special teams, european style, Dicks

“Backup QB is the best position in sports. Fact: I get drunk all the time. I don't have to show up to class; and it's just like being a real QB but without all the pain.”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Alex Moran, Darin Brooks, imdb.com

Tagged: Drunk, Backup QB

“Denise Roy: Craig, I'm gonna ask you one time and one time only: Is that a pocket pussy behind your back? Craig Shilo: Um, no! Denise Roy: Oh my...a WHITE pocket pussy, Craig.”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, imdb.com

Tagged: pocket pussy, white pocket pussy

“Once upon a time, some weak, pathetic pussy coined the phrase, 'Winning isn't everything.' But, for most people in most situations, he was right. But, I'm not one of those people and this is not one of those situations.”

— Eric Falconer, Chris Romano, Coach Marty Daniels, Ed Marinaro, imdb.com

Tagged: Winning

“It's like doing a velvet bag of puppy ears!”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Donnie, Rob Ramsay, imdb.com

Tagged: Vaginal Euphemisms

“Get this guy a jockstrap and a cookie!”

— Eric Falconer, Chris Romano, Thad Castle, Alan Ritchson, imdb.com

Tagged: jockstrap, Cookie, Mocking

“Every time I put my enormous dick in this pocket pussy, I think of my dad!”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Thad Castle, Alan Ritchson, imdb.com

Tagged: pocket pussy, Dad, enormous dick