“You know what? Nevermind, alright? I-I'll take my liver out! I'll walk around with a dialysis machine hanging out of me for the rest of my life, no problem!”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: nevermind, Liver, dialysis, sarcastic, no problem
“Jeff: What's with the hat? Larry: What? I'm married. I can wear whatever I want. Jeff: It does look ridiculous. You look like you should be pulling a rickshaw of some sort.”— Jeff Greene, Jeff Garlin, imdb.comTagged: Hat, married, Ridiculous, Simile Examples, rickshaw
“Ben's daughter: Like a rock band? Larry: Jewish folk music, Jewish folk songs. Ben's daughter: Oh, like what songs? Larry: Um..'Gefilte Fish Blues'..'My Freakin' Back is Killin' Me and It's Making It Hard to Kvell.'”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: rock band, Music, jewish folk, Songs
“I submit that you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on out of here!”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: baseball, stolen, large, Vagina
“You got the huge vagina and you're blaming it on the small penis. You know, it's not really necessary.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Vagina, Huge, small, penis, not necessary
“See this thing? It's a mezuzah. Got that? And I need you to put it over the door here. This is like a Jewish thing, you know, we put it over the door so every anti-Semite in the neighborhood will know that we live here in case they want to burn down the house.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: mezuzah, Jewish, door , House, Neighborhood
“Cheryl: That's cute. I'm glad you made a new friend. That's nice. I don't hear that very often from you. Larry: Oh, and I forgot to mention, he's a sex offender.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: New Friends, Invitation, Sex Offender
“Larry: So he hasn't barked at any white people. Wanda: Exactly. Your dog is racist.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: barked, racist, dog