“My penis is an animal.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: penis, Metaphor Examples, Wild, animal
“You can put my colon up next to your colon; we'll see who has a cleaner, healthier colon.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: colon, cleaner, Competition, healthier
“You'll go in, he'll be up there, you're down here. Right? He's on top, he's asking you the questions. Then all of a sudden the interview starts, he asks you some questions, you answer some questions ... then you start asking him the questions, and you flip it. Now he's trying to impress you.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: interviews, Questions, impress, flip it, role reversal
“An employee is told that the customer's always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Employee, customer is always right, Moron, Customer
“Funkhouser knowingly served us penis!”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: served, Cake, penis
“Larry: So your last name is 'Black?' Loretta Black: Yes. Larry: That's like if my last name was 'Jew,' like Larry Jew”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Black, Last Name, Jew