Season 5

“Now, over here is the lunchroom. As middle school veterans, you already know that this is the center for spitballs, laughing milk up through your nose, and food poisoning of every variety.”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Helen: Oh my, where is everyone? Daria: Dad, Tom and Jeffy are outside trying to catch a squirrel and Quinn's in her room crying. Helen: Why? What happened? Daria: Male bonding, I guess.”

— Ron Corcillo, A.J. Poulin, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“I can't get the phrase, 'damn idiot teachers with their damn idiot brains,' out of my head.”

— Glenn Eichler, Peggy Nicoll, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“I know! Like Tiffany would ever date someone who wore a tweed jacket.”

— Peter Elwell, Quinn Morgendorffer (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

“Increasing visibility is a good thing, and it will surely make us more... visible. To do that we should, uh... develop our strategy and strategize our development. Implement solutions and solutionize implementations. Aggressively.”

— Glenn Eichler, Peggy Nicoll, Jake Morgendorffer (voice), Julián Rebolledo, imdb.com

“Jake: Hey, look at this one! 'Kick-ass I-startup, superjazzed about expansion, seeks visionary dot-com expert for media leadership position.' Where do I sign up?! Helen: Jake, you don't know a thing about the Internet.”

— Glenn Eichler, Peggy Nicoll, Jake Morgendorffer (voice), Julián Rebolledo, imdb.com

“The problem with going to restaurants is that they're not in my room.”

— Peggy Nicoll, Daria Morgendorffer, Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com