“Johnny: Break-up sex? Never heard of it. Eric: Yeah, you know, you have sex and then that's it, you say goodbye. Johnny: That's the only kind of sex I have.”— Larry Charles, Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.comTagged: Sex, breakup, Intimacy
“Eat your fruit loops and shut up.”— Larry Charles, Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.comTagged: Sassy, Fruit Loops, Quiet
“I don't want to be anyone's first and I don't want to be anyone's last.”— Doug Ellin, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, imdb.comTagged: Sex, first, Last
“Fuck the fucking Mercedes, Vince. What are you a soccer mom?”— Doug Ellin, Turtle, Jerry Ferrara, imdb.comTagged: Sassy, Soccer Mom, Mercedes
“I found my Kiehl's open next to one of your beat-off mags.”— Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.comTagged: Kiehls, magazines, Lotion
“You order something unusual, people will never forget you.”— Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.comTagged: order, unusual, forget
“Good or bad, you can't let what these people say affect you.”— Doug Ellin, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, imdb.comTagged: Good, Bad, impact, Staying grounded
“At least he said I was pretty.”— Doug Ellin, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, imdb.comTagged: Pretty, Critics, Critical
“Vince Vaughn? That puffy motherfucker.”— Doug Ellin, Eric Murphy, Kevin Connolly, imdb.comTagged: Vince Vaughn, Puffy, big
“I fucked like a puma.”— Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.comTagged: Sex, Simile Examples
“All directors are pricks.”— Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.comTagged: directors, Pricks, Acting, actors
“You got my balls tingling, man.”— Doug Ellin, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.comTagged: Tingling, balls, Excited
“Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question. Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer.”— Doug Ellin, Turtle, Jerry Ferrara, imdb.comTagged: Hookup, Laid, Sex