“Call me Helen Keller 'cause I'm a fucking miracle worker.”Tagged: Helen Keller, Miracle Worker, Miracle
“You think there's anything in this fucking universe that you know about that I don't know about?”Tagged: Universe, Knowledge, Sassy
“Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts. Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!”Tagged: Guts, Maggot, Insult, planet
“I hate the beach. I hate the ocean. I hate the sand. But, I love sharks.”Tagged: beach, Ocean, Sand, Sharks
“Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic. Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.”Tagged: actors, Pretend, Tom Cruise, Hispanic, pretending
“Mrs Ari: I want three weeks in the south of France with the children. Ari: Oh my God baby, of course you can go. Mrs Ari: With you. And if you're not home by 2AM, I'm gonna be standing at the gate screaming 'Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra.'”Tagged: Children, France, vacation, Viagra
“If all of this is not taken care of, I'll choke you out with a strap-on!”Tagged: choke, Threat, Strap-on