Season

Season 12

by Alex Borstein, Mila Kunis, Seth Green, Seth MacFarlane, Andrew Gormley and 17 others

Family Guy's twelfth season began airing on Fox on September 29, 2013. The series follows the Griffin family, a dysfunctional family consisting of father Peter, mother Lois, daughter Meg, son Chris, baby Stewie and the family dog Brian, who reside in the

(5 total)

Characters

Shawn Reis (5)Seth MacFarlane (3)Peter Griffin (2)Artie Johann (1)Stewie Griffin (1)Chris Griffin (voice) (1)Lois Griffin (voice) (1)Alex Borstein (1)Seth Green (1)

“Lois Griffin: Oh no, Stewie's havin' a tantrum. Come here, sweetie. [Stewie bites her thumb] Lois Griffin: Ow! Screw you, you little turd!”

— Shawn Reis, Artie Johann, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Bratty Kid, Parenting, Screw You

“Tough guy: Smells like this guy's already wet himself. Peter Griffin: Don't flatter yourself, that was from this morning.”

— Shawn Reis, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Peeing Yourself, embarrassed, Intimidated, Don't Flatter Yourself

“[When Brian was texting while driving] You know, that was a stroller, not a speed bump.”

— Shawn Reis, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Texting, Texting and Driving, Snark

“Chris Griffin: Hey, Dad, are you busy? I was thinking we could spend some time together. Peter Griffin: Okay, are you a television set of the Internet? Chris Griffin: No. Peter Griffin: Oh, then no.”

— Shawn Reis, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Snark, SASS, Spending Time With Dad

“You can't get a boner! You're a failure as a man and a father!”

— Shawn Reis, Chris Griffin (voice), Seth Green, imdb.com

Tagged: Boners, Sex Problems, Marriage