Show

Flaked

In his funky California beach enclave, Chip's the go-to guy for personal insights. But he isn't quite as enlightened when it comes to his own baggage.

(9 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (6)Season 2 (3)

Characters

Will Arnett (7)Mark Chappell (6)Chip (4)George Basil (2)Cooler (2)Maggie Rowe (1)James Vallely (1)Evan Mann (1)Gareth Reynolds (1)

“Alex: You brought the party to me. That is so romantic. Cooler: At last, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. That Guy from Season One: That's Hamlet. Cooler: No, man...Shakespeare.”

— James Vallely, Cooler, George Basil, imdb.com

Tagged: Hamlet, shakespeare

“Chip: Do you wanna exchange info or something? Maybe we could get a coffee or... Cute Girl: Seriously? I have a boyfriend... you should put some walls up.”

— Evan Mann, Gareth Reynolds, imdb.com

Tagged: Flirting

“I tried to drown my sorrows in alcohol, but the bastards learned how to swim.”

— Mark Chappell, Chip, Will Arnett, imdb.com

Tagged: Alcohol, Sorrows, Bastards

“Dennis: This guys is unbelievable, He wrote the fucking book on bullshit. Tilly: At least he says he did.”

— Mark Chappell, Will Arnett, imdb.com

Tagged: Bullshit, unbelievable, Fucking

“Cooler: She is, like, my idea of the perfect wife. We would be so happy together for, like, 15 years. Chip: Wait, I'm sorry. Even your idea of the perfect fantasy wife ends in divorce? Cooler: Yeah. Yeah, for sure, but it would be amicable.”

— Mark Chappell, Chip, Will Arnett, imdb.com

Tagged: perfect wife, Divorce

“No. That's not how it works. Winning the lottery twice, like, the chances of that are astrological.”

— Maggie Rowe, Cooler, George Basil, imdb.com

Tagged: Malapropism, astrological, astronomical, lottery

“[speaking to the group] I came to Venice by accident. No, let me rephrase that. I came to Venice because of an accident. Ten years ago, I killed a man. It was my fault. There's no excuse for it. You see, when it's left up to me, my best thinking, well, my best thinking tells me it's okay to get load…”

— Will Arnett, Mark Chappell, Chip, Will Arnett, imdb.com

Tagged: accident, Murder, California, Drive

“You've got a serious platitude problem.”

— Mark Chappell, Will Arnett, imdb.com

Tagged: platitudes

“Chip: I'm not not yet past the cut-off point. Dennis: You mean the point at which you cut her off? Chip: No. The point at which a series of casual hook-ups turns into a relationship. Dennis: Let me get this straight. So, you were willing to jeopardize our friendship for this girl, and you're not eve…”

— Mark Chappell, Chip, Will Arnett, imdb.com

Tagged: Relationship, Cut-Off, Hook-Up