Season

Friends Season 2

by Courteney Cox, Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and 42 others

The second season of Friends, an American situation comedy created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, premiered on NBC on September 21, 1995. Friends was produced by Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions, in association with Warner Bros. Television. The seaso

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Characters

Joey Tribbiani (2)Jennifer Aniston (2)Rachel Green (2)Marta Kauffman (2)David Crane (2)David Schwimmer (2)Matt LeBlanc (2)Betsy Borns (2)Brian Buckner (1)Michael Borkow (1)

“I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants!”

— Jeff Astroff, Mike Sikowitz, Joey Tribbiani, Matt LeBlanc, imdb.com

Tagged: Double Entendre, pants

“Monica: My motto is get out before they go down. Joey: That is so not my motto.”

— Brian Buckner, imdb.com

Tagged: Motto, Cowardice

“Rachel: Chandler wrote something about me on that paper and I want to see it! Ross: Chandler, isn't that the short story you were writing? Rachel: Short story? And I'm in it? I want to read it! Ross, Joey, Chandler: NO! Joey: Why don't you read it to her? Chandler: It was summer... and it was hot. R…”

— Marta Kauffman, David Crane, Rachel Green, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com

Tagged: fairy tales, short stories

“Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat? Chandler: You think that's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.”

— Betsy Borns, imdb.com

Tagged: Captain Crunch, cereal, Weird

“Joey: Uh, uh, we'll flip for it, ducks or clowns. Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby? Joey: You got a better idea? Chandler: All right, call it in the air. Joey: Heads. Chandler: Heads it is. Joey: Yess! Whoo! Chandler: We have to assign heads to something! Joey: Right, okay, okay, uhhh, du…”

— Betsy Borns, Joey Tribbiani, Matt LeBlanc, imdb.com

“He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!”

— Marta Kauffman, David Crane, Phoebe Buffay, Lisa Kudrow, imdb.com

Tagged: Decide, imaginary friends

“How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw 'em under a bus or something?”

— Michael Borkow, Rachel Green, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com

Tagged: cats, Nine Lives, Thrown Under The Bus

“You're over me? When were you under me?”

— David Schwimmer, Ross Geller, David Schwimmer, imdb.com