“Ben Seaver: [after Carol reads Jason's old book, in delight] So I got a divorce for my family history! Carol Seaver: I guess... Ben Seaver: [runs upstairs] Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! [a shot of the Seaver house on a winter's day is shown…”— Kate Boutilier, Ben Seaver, Jeremy Miller, imdb.comTagged: Divorce, divorcing your family, Winter
“Come on, you're my sister, I'm supposed to call you ugly.”— Christopher Ames, Carolyn Shelby, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.comTagged: Sibling rivalry, sister, ugly
“Eddie: Uhh umm uh, what's your dad's name, Bone ? Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Sylvester. Mike: Wait a minute... Your dad's name is Sylvester Stabone? Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Who knew?”— Susan Beavers, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.comTagged: Homonyms, Sylvester Stallone
“Carol Seaver: That will never work. Mike Seaver: Sure it will, I saw it on The Cosby Show. Carol Seaver: Mike, that is a television show. This is real life.”— Tom Walla, Carol Seaver, Tracey Gold, imdb.comTagged: Cosby Show, Reality TV, Sitcoms
“Dr. Jason Seaver: [as he is on the phone] Hello, this is—It's a recording. Sexual Fantasies? Mike Seaver: [Amused] Yeah? Dr. Jason Seaver: Yeah, Mike.”— Tim O'Donnell, Dr. Jason Seaver, Alan Thicke, imdb.comTagged: phone recordings, Sexual Fantasies
“Mike Seaver: Okay, look one, I was actually on time. And two, I admitted openly and honestly that I lied. And three... Maggie Malone Seaver: [Interrupting Mike] And three you are grounded in this house. For the remainder of the weekend, in bed by eight, and no TV. Dr. Jason Seaver: [after Maggie wal…”— David Tyron King, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.comTagged: On Time, Tardy to the Party, Grounded
“Mike Seaver: Becky? Wow, you've had quite the summer. Becky: [sarcastically] And you've had quite the fall. [Becky walks off from Mike]”— David Kendall, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.comTagged: Summer, Fall, insults
“Mike Seaver: Hey, guys. Dr. Jason Seaver: Don't you go far, Mike. I may wanna talk to you. Mike Seaver: What did I do? Dr. Jason Seaver: [Angrily] I haven't found it yet. Mike Seaver: What's going on? Ben Seaver: [Whispering] It's bill paying day. Dr. Jason Seaver: Oh, I don't believe this one. [as…”— Tim O'Donnell, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.comTagged: phone bill, Bills