“Vanessa Baxter: [on Outdoor Man's Vlog] Come on down to Outdoor Man and get your husband off your back! And off your front. [winks] Mike Baxter: [turning off webcam] Are you crazy? You know our minister watches this? Vanessa Baxter: Oh please, he has eight kids, he knows what I'm talking about.”— Eben Russell, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.comTagged: Sex, minister, Double Entendres
“Mike Baxter: Many times, you got to streamline conversations to avoid the big arguments. We do it all the time. Vanessa Baxter: What? Mike Baxter: Honey, married 30 years, we're in the home stretch. You might as well know, I actually like Chinese food. I just, you know, don't like watching you eat i…”— Joe Port, Joe Wiseman, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.comTagged: Marriage, arguments, lying, Chinese Food
“Mike Baxter: Hey Kyle, do you have a man cave? Kyle Anderson: My van. One place where people aren't all up in my business. You have no idea how tiring it is.'Kyle, do this.' 'Kyle, do that.' 'Kyle, for God's sake, get your act together.' Mike Baxter: I don't do that. Kyle Anderson: Your daughter doe…”— Marsh McCall, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.comTagged: man cave, all up in my business
“Vanessa Baxter: Can you drive Eve to soccer? Mike Baxter: [scoffing] Soccer. That's just Europe's covert war for the hearts and minds of America's kids.”— Jack Burditt, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.comTagged: soccer, eurocentrism, Conspiracy Theories
“Mike Baxter: Honey, what's the harm in letting her try out? Vanessa Baxter: Really, honey? A teen model? You want her hanging out in Vegas with Russian mobsters and, uh, David Spade? Mike Baxter: I absolutely do not want that!”— Eben Russell, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.comTagged: teen model, david spade, russian mobsters, Las Vegas
“Then only time men should be dancing is when other men are shootin' at their feet.”— Jack Burditt, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.comTagged: Men, Dancing, gender roles
“Ed Alzate: How is Mike pretending to be angry, scary, and unstable good for our website? Kyle Anderson: We've gotten tons of hits. Hits are good.”— Jack Burditt, Kyle Anderson, Christoph Sanders, imdb.comTagged: Hits, clicks, Clickbait, angry, scary