“Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying... lie down.”— Al Aidekman, Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, David L. Lander, imdb.comTagged: obvious, Sleep, Nature
“Champagne? Why that’s the Devil’s vodka!”— Winifred Hervey, Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, David L. Lander, imdb.comTagged: champagne, devil, vodka
“Well, Laverne Kosnowski. I guess tonight’s the night we finally constipate our marriage… in the biblical sense.”— Winifred Hervey, Lenny, Michael McKean, imdb.comTagged: Wedding Night, Constipate, Malapropism
“You’ve seen Laverne peddling around this apartment in her Frederick’s of Hollywood negligence!”— Winifred Hervey, Lenny, Michael McKean, imdb.comTagged: Fredericks of Hollywood, Malapropism, Negligence
“Lenny: Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying...lie down. Rhonda: I have to get ready for my dates. Shirley: Dates? Rhonda: You know, a man picks you up, spends money on you? You must have seen this on television…”— Cheryl Alu, Winifred Hervey, Shirley Feeney, Cindy Williams, imdb.comTagged: dates, Sleep, Television, insults
“Monique: Bachelor #2, what kind of vegetable would you be? Lenny: I would be a sauerkraut. It was my only toy as a child.”— Anthony DiMarco, David Ketchum, Lenny, Michael McKean, imdb.comTagged: The Dating Game, Sauerkraut