“Whenever my wife catches me eyeing some broad, she’s very careful to turn to me and say, ‘That’s the most expensive piece of ass in the world!’”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.comTagged: Wife, Cheating, Divorce, Piece of Ass
“The Royal Family — what a bunch of misfits — a gay, an architect, that horsey faced lesbian, and a kid who gave up Koo Stark for some fat broad.”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.comTagged: Royal Family, Koo Stark, Homophobia, Lesbian
“There are two things I’d love to do more — have more birthdays and pay more taxes. If you have more birthdays, it’s obviously because you haven’t died yet, and if you pay more taxes, it’s clearly because you’re making more money.”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.comTagged: Birthdays, Taxes
“If Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Puerto Rican first name?”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.comTagged: jesus, Jew, Puerto Rican
“The three biggest lies are: the check’s in the mail, I’ll respect you in the morning, and I’m glad I’m Jewish.”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.comTagged: big lie, Check's in the Mail, Jewish
“If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they’d go to the library instead of Bloomingdale’s.”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.comTagged: Women, Brains, beauty, Bloomingdale
“I make it a rule never to go to Queens — and since that eliminates both airports I don’t travel a great deal.”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.comTagged: Queens, JFK Airport, Laguardia Airport
“Everyone I know who is successful loves what they do. The question is: are they successful because they love what they do, or do they love what they do because they are successful? I don’t know. I suspect it’s a combination of both.”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.comTagged: Success, Satisfaction
“You know, there’s a federal law that prohibits the serving of good food west of 12th Avenue — look it up.”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.comTagged: West Side, Federal Law
“When the Wall Street Journal article came out saying I was profane, my dear old mother called me to ask me if it was true. ‘Ma,’ I said, ‘Fuck 'em!’”— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.comTagged: Wall Street Journal, profane, Fuck 'Em