“Kramer: You’re becoming one of the glitterati. George: What’s that? Kramer: People who glitter.”
— Sam Kass, Larry David, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
Episode
by Sam Kass, Larry David, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross and 19 others
Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he was faster. Elaine is put on a "blacklist" for Chinese food delivery and finds out her boyfrie
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Characters
“Kramer: You’re becoming one of the glitterati. George: What’s that? Kramer: People who glitter.”
— Sam Kass, Larry David, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Good, Merry Christmas, George. And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes, you know the ones with the fancy rings? I love those fancy rings. They kind of distract you while you're smoking. The red and yellow are nice. It looks good against the brown of the cigar. The Maduro, I like th…”
— Sam Kass, Larry David, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com
“Just because you're a communist, does that mean you can't wear anything nice? You look like Trotsky. It's gorgeous. Fine, you want to be a communist, be a communist. Can't you at least look like a successful communist?”
— Sam Kass, Larry David, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“In four years of high school I would never race anyone again. Not even to the end of the block to catch a bus. And so the legend grew. Everyone wanted me to race. They begged me. The track coach called my parents. Pleading. Telling them it was a sin to waste my God-given talent. But I answered him i…”
— Sam Kass, Larry David, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com