Stranger Things Season 2

“It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp—it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.”

— Kate Trefry, Steve Harrington, Joe Keery, imdb.com

“Eleven, Doc Owens. Doc Owens, Eleven. She’s been staying with me for about a year and she’s about to save our asses. Maybe when this is all said and done, maybe you could help her out, too, you know? Maybe you could help her lead, like, a normal life. One where she’s not poked and prodded and treate…”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Jim Holden, Steven Strait, imdb.com

“It’s gonna be okay. Remember, Bob Newby, superhero.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Bob Newby, Sean Astin, imdb.com

“She will not be able to resist these pearls.”

— Paul Dichter, Kate Trefry, Dustin Henderson, Gaten Matarazzo, imdb.com

“This thing has had Will long enough. Let’s kill the son of a bitch.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Joyce Byers, Winona Ryder, imdb.com

“This is not a normal family.”

— Matt Duffer, Joyce Byers, Winona Ryder, imdb.com

“I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Steve Harrington, Joe Keery, imdb.com

“Shall I teach you French while I’m at it, Jim? How about a little German?”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Bob Newby, Sean Astin, imdb.com

“So, Jonathan, how was the pull-out?”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Murray Bauman, Brett Gelman, imdb.com

“Will wanted me to give him some space, so I’m giving him a few feet.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Joyce Byers, Winona Ryder, imdb.com

“Kali: They cannot save you, Jane. Eleven: No. But I can save them.”

— Justin Doble, Kali, Meagan Good, imdb.com

“I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books… these books are my paddles.”

— Justin Doble, Dustin Henderson, Gaten Matarazzo, imdb.com

“Nothing is gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But it’ll get better. In time.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Jim Hopper, David Harbour, imdb.com

“I’m sorry. You ate my cat.”

— Jessie Nickson-Lopez, Dustin Henderson, Gaten Matarazzo, imdb.com

“Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.”

— Paul Dichter, Kate Trefry, Jonathan Byers, Charlie Heaton, imdb.com

“I thought she was at Lucas' but Mrs. Sinclair said that your house is the designated hang out, so, you know, here I am.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Billy Hargrove, Dacre Montgomery, imdb.com

“Oh, hi. I, uh, didn't realize Nancy had a sister.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Billy Hargrove, Dacre Montgomery, imdb.com

“I'm looking for my step sister. Small, redhead, bit of a bitch.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Billy Hargrove, Dacre Montgomery, imdb.com

“Don't take it too hard man, pretty boy like you doesn't have anything to worry about. Plenty of bitches in the sea.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Billy Hargrove, Dacre Montgomery, imdb.com

“You smell that Mags? That's actually shit. Cow shit. [I don't see any cows] Clearly you haven't met the high school girls.”

— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Billy Hargrove, Dacre Montgomery, imdb.com