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Supernatural

When they were boys, Sam and Dean Winchester lost their mother to a mysterious and demonic supernatural force. Subsequently, their father raised them to be soldiers. He taught them about the paranormal evil that lives in the dark corners and on the back r

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“Charlie: I love you. Dean: I know.”

— Robbie Thompson, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

Tagged: I Love You, Unrequited Love

“Krissy: You're all right for an old guy. Dean: I'm really not that old. Krissy: You keep telling yourself that.”

— Adam Glass, imdb.com

Tagged: Ageism

“Dean: I got to say, I'm a little disappointed. Sam: Yeah, because you wanted to shoot zombies. Dean: Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.”

— Daniel Loflin, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

Tagged: zombies, Shooting Zombies, Disappointment

“Sam: I'm sorry, but I think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly. Dean: Curly was a freakin' genius. Sam: I always found Curly's work a bit obvious. Dean: It's supposed to be obvious, man! It's The Three Stooges!”

— Eugenie Ross-Leming, Brad Buckner, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

Tagged: Curly, Shemp, Three Stooges

“Maybe you should try Plan 'D' for 'dumbass.'”

— Andrew Dabb, Daniel Loflin, Crowley, Mark Sheppard, imdb.com

Tagged: Dumbass

“Golem: This boy knows nothing, observes none of the mitzvahs, labors on the Sabbath, dines on swine... Aaron: Everybody loves bacon!”

— Ben Edlund, Aaron Bass, Adam Rose, imdb.com

Tagged: Judaism, Bacon

“Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.”

— Ben Edlund, Castiel, Misha Collins, imdb.com

Tagged: Cat Penis

“I hate these indie films. Nothing ever happens.”

— Eugenie Ross-Leming, Brad Buckner, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

Tagged: Indie Films, Boring

“Kate: It...was self-defense. Brian: Eating a heart is self-defense?”

— Robbie Thompson, Kate, Brit Sheridan, imdb.com

Tagged: Self-Defense, Cannibalism

“If you're gonna to make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.”

— Andrew Dabb, Daniel Loflin, Crowley, Mark Sheppard, imdb.com

Tagged: Omelets, Black Book of Communism

“Every soul here is a monster. This is where they come to prey upon each other for all eternity.”

— Sera Gamble, Castiel, Misha Collins, imdb.com

Tagged: monsters, Souls, Hell

“Wow, you get a trophy in Stockholm Syndrome.”

— Andrew Dabb, Daniel Loflin, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

Tagged: Stockholm Syndrome

“Sam: A demon summoning; why? Hallucifer: Why? To summon a demon, jackass.”

— Ben Edlund, Sam Winchester, Jared Padalecki, imdb.com

Tagged: Demons, Duh

“Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone.”

— Ben Edlund, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

Tagged: Voicemail, Nightmare

“Getting my ass kicked by those Juggalos was therapeutic.”

— Andrew Dabb, Daniel Loflin, Sam Winchester, Jared Padalecki, imdb.com

Tagged: Juggalos, Therapeutic

“If you can't score at a reproductive rights function, then you simply cannot score.”

— Robbie Thompson, Charlie Bradbury, Felicia Day, imdb.com

Tagged: scoring, Getting Laid

“Sam: He's singing 'Stairway to Heaven' right now. Dean: Good song. Sam: Not 50 times in a row.”

— Robert Singer, Jenny Klein, Sam Winchester, Jared Padalecki, imdb.com

Tagged: Stairway to Heaven, Earworms

“How does paper beat a rock? It's stupid.”

— Robbie Thompson, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

Tagged: Rock Paper Scissors

“Frank, hey, I don't mean to double-dip in your crazy sauce.”

— Robert Singer, Jenny Klein, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

Tagged: Crazy Sauce

“I don't usually endorse suicide, but, man, what stopped you?”

— Ben Edlund, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

Tagged: Suicide