Movie

Swiss Army Man

by Dan Kwan, Hank, Paul Dano, Daniel Radcliffe, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and 27 others

Alone on a tiny deserted island, Hank has given up all hope of ever making it home again. But one day everything changes when a dead body washes ashore, and he soon realizes it may be his last opportunity to escape certain death. Armed with his new “frien

(15 total)

Characters

Dan Kwan (15)Daniel Radcliffe (10)Manny (10)Paul Dano (5)Hank (5)

“I’m scared because I fear if I die I might really miss you.”

— Dan Kwan, Manny, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com

Tagged: Death, Missing You

“You want to go home so you can have love, but you ran away because nobody loves you.”

— Dan Kwan, Manny, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com

Tagged: Searching For Love, Unloved

“What is life?”

— Dan Kwan, Manny, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com

Tagged: Existential Questions, Life

“When there’s seven billion people on the planet you might be lucky enough to bump into the one person you want to spend the rest of your life with.”

— Dan Kwan, Hank, Paul Dano, imdb.com

Tagged: soulmates, forever person

“Maybe your brain invented me to distract you from the fact that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking and your mouth will stop chewing and your blood will stop pumping and then you're gonna shit yourself. And that's it.”

— Dan Kwan, Manny, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com

Tagged: Death, delusions

“If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit.”

— Dan Kwan, Hank, Paul Dano, imdb.com

Tagged: Jurassic Park, Movies

“You're broken and empty and dirty and smelly and useless and old. You're like trash, right?”

— Dan Kwan, Manny, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com

Tagged: insults, garbage

“Hello! I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.”

— Dan Kwan, Manny, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com

Tagged: Flirting, Pickup Lines

“We're gonna die. That's a thought. Everybody dies. I'm sorry if this makes me weird or you don't understand, but I wish I was dead again.”

— Dan Kwan, Manny, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com

Tagged: Death, Dying

“Every day, you ride the bus and count the minutes, hoping you'll see her again. She smiles, and you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neck. Something carnal inside of you causes your body to break out in sweats. You feel like the luckiest man in the world. She sits alone, just like every oth…”

— Dan Kwan, Hank, Paul Dano, imdb.com

Tagged: crushes, Alone

“Girls must be so nice to let guys do all these things to them.”

— Dan Kwan, Manny, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com

Tagged: boys, Girls

“You can't just say anything that comes into your head, that's bad talking.”

— Dan Kwan, Hank, Paul Dano, imdb.com

Tagged: Not Thinking, Blurting Out

“Maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.”

— Dan Kwan, Manny, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com

Tagged: Relationship Advice, ugly

“If my best friend hides his farts from me then what else is he hiding from me, and why does that make me feel so alone?”

— Dan Kwan, Manny, Daniel Radcliffe, imdb.com

Tagged: Potty Humor, Best Friends

“Before the Internet every girl was a lot more special.”

— Dan Kwan, Hank, Paul Dano, imdb.com

Tagged: Internet, digital age