“You want to go home so you can have love, but you ran away because nobody loves you.”Tagged: Searching For Love, Unloved
“When there’s seven billion people on the planet you might be lucky enough to bump into the one person you want to spend the rest of your life with.”Tagged: soulmates, forever person
“Maybe your brain invented me to distract you from the fact that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking and your mouth will stop chewing and your blood will stop pumping and then you're gonna shit yourself. And that's it.”Tagged: Death, delusions
“You're broken and empty and dirty and smelly and useless and old. You're like trash, right?”Tagged: insults, garbage
“Hello! I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.”Tagged: Flirting, Pickup Lines
“We're gonna die. That's a thought. Everybody dies. I'm sorry if this makes me weird or you don't understand, but I wish I was dead again.”Tagged: Death, Dying
“Every day, you ride the bus and count the minutes, hoping you'll see her again. She smiles, and you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neck. Something carnal inside of you causes your body to break out in sweats. You feel like the luckiest man in the world. She sits alone, just like every…”Tagged: crushes, Alone
“You can't just say anything that comes into your head, that's bad talking.”Tagged: Not Thinking, Blurting Out
“Maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.”Tagged: Relationship Advice, ugly
“If my best friend hides his farts from me then what else is he hiding from me, and why does that make me feel so alone?”Tagged: Potty Humor, Best Friends