Season 1

“I believe in hope. I believe in belief.”

— Jason Sudeikis, Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't wanna hear it. All right?”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“Sounds to me like someone is trapped inside life's most complicated shape. A love triangle.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“The only person I've seen lose a man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw.”

— Brendan Hunt, Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Jason Sudeikis, Nathan Shelley, Nick Mohammed, imdb.com

“I like the idea of someone becoming rich, because of what they gave to the world.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Sam Obisanya, Toheeb Jimoh, imdb.com

“I feel like we hit the lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. You just push all the wrong buttons.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“Fashion's all about confidence.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.”

— Jane Becker, Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves.”

— Jane Becker, Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“We're gonna call this drill 'The Exorcist' 'cause it's all about controlling possession.”

— Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Bill Lawrence, Tom Marshall, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“I do love a locker room. Smells like potential.”

— Joe Kelly, Bill Lawrence, Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“Rebecca Welton: Oh, do you believe in ghosts, Ted? Ted Lasso: I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know?”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, pretend like we don't know each other.”

— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com