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The Flintstones

The misadventures of two modern-day Stone Age families, the Flintstones and the Rubbles.

(50 total)

Seasons

Characters

Warren Foster (30)Fred Flintstone (25)Alan Reed (25)Mel Blanc (9) Barney Rubble (8)Larry Markes (7)Michael Maltese (7)Wilma Flintstone (6)Jean Van Der Pyl (6)Tony Benedict (2)

“Your only friend is a buck and the more bucks you got the more friends you got.”

— Warren Foster, imdb.com

Tagged: Money, Friends

“Barney Rubble: [Hiding in the TV set] Are you having trouble sleeping at night? It might be because you're a deadbeat. Pay off those annoying TV bills with one big payment, and get a good night's sleep. Fred Flintstone: [Picks up TV set and starts shaking it] Rubble, I'll get you out of there even i…”

— Warren Foster, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

Tagged: Deadbeat, tv bills

“Fred Flintstone: [after discovering Barney has walked away with the TV set] Are you nuts? Barney Rubble: But Fred, you told me to be ruthless. Fred Flintstone: Ruthless? You put that set back or you'll be toothless!”

— Warren Foster, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

Tagged: Ruthless

“Fred Flintstone: Who is your bosom buddy, close friend, and lifelong pal? Barney Rubble: How many guesses do I get?”

— Warren Foster, imdb.com

Tagged: Friendship, insults

“Betty Rubble: [on the phone with Wilma] They haven't spoken to each other for five days. I'm sick and tired of it. I told him to go right over and make up with Fred. Wilma Flintstone: What did he say? Betty Rubble: He absolutely refused. So I said to him 'I'm going to invite my mother to come visit…”

— Warren Foster, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

Tagged: feuding, Making Up, mothers in law

“Barney Rubble: Why should I fill the pool for that hippopotamus next door? Betty Rubble: Because the wife of that hippopotamus next door happens to be my best friend, that's why. Wilma Flintstone: [cut to Fred and Wilma] The fence comes down because the wife of that little sawed-off runt happens to…”

— Warren Foster, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

Tagged: Fat-Shaming, short-shaming

“[the paperboy throws the newspaper, which is a stone slab, at Fred, knocking him down] Wilma Flintstone: Did you get your paper, dear? Fred Flintstone: [straining] Yeah, and I'm lucky it only comes once a week.”

— Michael Maltese, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

Tagged: Slapstick

“Wilma Flintstone: [after the wives realize the guys' deception] State of shock, huh? Fred Flintstone: Wilma, no, no, not in the head! [gets clobbered] Wilma Flintstone: Try that while you're 'poor, sick' at home! Betty Rubble: [mumbles something hard to understand, but definitely angry] Barney Rubbl…”

— Michael Maltese, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

Tagged: Revenge, Deception, Domestic Violence

“Fred Flintstone: [trying to fool their wives it wasn't them in the bowling alley] Read me another bedtime story, would you, Barney pal? Barney Rubble: Sure, which one? 'Uncle Wiggly' or 'I Was a Teenage Brontosaurus'?”

— Michael Maltese, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

Tagged: Deception, bedtime stories

“2,500 people in Bedrock, and I had to pick this pebblebrain for a neighbor.”

— Michael Maltese, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

Tagged: Bedrock, Barney Rubble, Pebblebrain