The Flintstones

“Fred Flintstone: Hi there young fella, what's your name? Alvin: Alvin. Fred Flintstone: Alvin what? Alvin: Alvin... thank you. Fred Flintstone: No, I mean your other name. What does your mommy call your daddy? Alvin: She don't call him anything, she likes him! Fred Flintstone: [getting irritated] We…”

— Larry Markes, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

“Fred Flintstone: [after Wilma is given Pebbles for the first time] Awwww, she looks like a chip off the ol' block. Barney Rubble: Actually, more like a pebble off the ol' flintstone. Wilma Flintstone: What a beautiful name. Pebbles Flintstone. Pebbles Flintstone: [Her first words ever] Yabba. Dabba.…”

— William Hanna, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

“Wilma Flintstone: Look at me Fred, I'm calm. Fred Flintstone: Why shouldn't you be? Your wife isn't having a baby.”

— William Hanna, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

“I'm not talking about Wilma's mother. I'm talking about that antiseptic refugee from the psycho ward. Nurse Frightenshale.”

— Joanna Lee, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

“Bartender... rocks over rocks. And bartender... put that in a dirty glass.”

— Arthur Phillips, Perry Gunite, John Stephenson, imdb.com

“Barney Rubble: [while looking over the hot piano] Hold it? Do you get a guarantee with it? Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie: Certainly. I guarantee it's a piano. And when Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie makes that guarantee he stands by it.”

— Warren Foster, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

“Fred Flintstone: [the piano gets stuck in the doorway] Stand back, Barney. I'm going to put a little weight behind it. Barney Rubble: But Fred, you're a lot of weight!”

— Warren Foster, imdb.com

“Now you see, Boo Boo, I'm smarter than the average Fred Flintstone, hey hey.”

— Harvey Bullock, Yogi Bear, Daws Butler, imdb.com

“How are ya? Glad to see ya! Please go right ahead, don't mind little old me. We're drawing a Snorkasaurus aren't we? Yes we are, love it, love it, love it! But we are making mistakes, aren't we? Allow me sir, eh? Thank you. As I remember, a snorkasaurus is a handsome animal. Regal head. More shape t…”

— Warren Foster, Dino Snorkasaurus, Jerry Mann, imdb.com

“Barney Rubble: At least I don't have to hide under the bed if the prowler shows up! Fred Flintstone: Who said I did? Barney Rubble: Wilma told Betty. Fred Flintstone: She heard a noise and tried to get under the bed. Barney Rubble: And she couldn't. You were there first. Fred Flintstone: All right f…”

— Joseph Barbera, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

“[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, g…”

— Warren Foster, Wilma Flintstone, Jean Van Der Pyl, imdb.com

“[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, g…”

— Warren Foster, Carhop Gwen, Ginny Terry, imdb.com

“Fred Flintstone: Don't you see? Our neighbor Alvin Brickrock, he borrowed my shovel! He could be a vicious monster! A diabolical fiend! Barney Rubble: Well Fred, you haven't returned my lawn mower and I don't feel that way about you.”

— Larry Markes, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

“[Inside Buddy Buddy Jewelry & department store building] Store Customer: Thanks. May I have my collateral back now? Clerk: There you are, Mister Slate. Store Customer: Hi, children. [after his son & daughter are brought back to him, they speak, calling him daddy] Store Customer: Come home, children.…”

— Warren Foster, Mr. Slate, John Stephenson, imdb.com

“Fred Flintstone: The ring wasn't in the flour canister. So it's got to be in the batter. [slowly peeks around the corner] Wilma Flintstone: FRED! Fred Flintstone: [jumps] AAH! Wilma Flintstone: What are you peeking around corners for?”

— Warren Foster, Wilma Flintstone, Jean Van Der Pyl, imdb.com

“Television Producer: Now I know you've been rehearsing at home, and you know your part. But project. You know, project. You're the frogmouth. You're loud, you're noisy, you're obnoxious. Lots of decibels, you got it? The Frogmouth: [in a meek voice] I think so. No. No. Nobody would do this to me. It…”

— Warren Foster, Wilma Flintstone, Jean Van Der Pyl, imdb.com

“Costumer: [Fred tries on a fake beard as a disguise] And with this hat on I guarantee your own mother won't recognize you! Fred Flintstone: [walking outside] GOOD! GOOD! Now I can go anywhere in town and eat! Barney Rubble: Hiya, Fred! Costumer: [back in the costume shop] Back so soon, Mr. Flintston…”

— Warren Foster, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

“[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, g…”

— Warren Foster, Michael Maltese, Carhop Gwen, Ginny TYLER, imdb.com

“Barney Rubble: Can I ask you something, Fred? Fred Flintstone: Make it good, because it's the last time I'm speaking to you. Barney Rubble: Why did you drink my car polish? Fred Flintstone: Car polish! Barney, do something! Barney Rubble: I'll get a chamois!”

— Warren Foster, Michael Maltese, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

“Barney Rubble: The last bus for the track leaves in an hour. I'll go down and bet the money. Fred Flintstone: What do you know about betting at the track? Barney Rubble: I saw it on a TV show once.”

— Warren Foster, Michael Maltese, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com