Episode

Strange Love

by Alan Ball, Graham Shiels, Josh Kelly, Jessica Stroup, Danielle Sapia and 25 others

Across the country, vampires have “come out of the coffin” following the invention of mass-produced synthetic blood. In Louisiana, Sookie Stack house, a waitress with telepathic abilities, falls under the spell of sexy, 173-year-old vampire Bill Compton w

(7 total)

Characters

Alan Ball (7)Nelsan Ellis (4)Lafayette Reynolds (4)Anna Paquin (2)Sookie Stackhouse (2)Ryan Kwanten (1)Jason Stackhouse (1)

“You know, I read in Hustler everybody should have sex with a vampire at least once before they die.”

— Alan Ball, Jason Stackhouse, Ryan Kwanten, imdb.com

Tagged: Hustler, Sex, Vampire, Die

“Hey, you just shut your nasty mouth, mister! You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am!”

— Alan Ball, Sookie Stackhouse, Anna Paquin, imdb.com

Tagged: shut, Nasty, Mouth, Vampire, talk

“They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.”

— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com

Tagged: Scared, Honey, Vagina, legs

“Denise Rattray: You don't wanna be on my bad side. Sookie Stackhouse: I'm not sure you even have another side, you no-account backwoods trash!”

— Alan Ball, Sookie Stackhouse, Anna Paquin, imdb.com

Tagged: bad side, Backwoods, Trash, Insult

“You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?”

— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com

Tagged: Simile Examples, Porn Star, Tan, Pink, lipstick

“That boy is sex on a stick. I don't give a good damn how stuck up he is.”

— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com

Tagged: Boy, Metaphor Examples, Sex, stuck up

“I know every man, whether straight, gay or George mother-fucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.”

— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com

Tagged: Man, gay, straight, George Bush, terrified