Season

Season 1

by Ellie Kemper, Tituss Burgess, Jane Krakowski, Carol Kane

After she's freed from a cult that kept her underground for 15 years, Kimmy wants to erase her past and start a new life in New York City.

(12 total)

Characters

Ellie Kemper (7)Kimmy Schmidt (7)Jack Burditt (4)Robert Carlock (3)Allison Silverman (3)Tituss Burgess (2)Carol Kane (2)Sam Means (2)Danny Rubin (2)Lillian Kaushtupper (2)

“Hey, can I borrow a cup of flour? Some white kids outside want cocaine...”

— Sam Means, Robert Carlock, Lillian Kaushtupper, Carol Kane, imdb.com

Tagged: Flour, Cocaine, White Kids, Anti-White Stereotypes

“Kimmy Schmidt: You look bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Jacqueline Voorhees: No, I got that lasered off.”

— Allison Silverman, Sam Means, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

Tagged: bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, laser hair removal

“Kimmy Schmidt: I'm never gonna get my high school diploma! I need Dong. Titus Andromedon: Trust me, that's not gonna solve all your problems. Kimmy Schmidt: Dong is the name of the Vietnamese guy in my class. He's good at math. Titus Andromedon: That's racist! Kimmy Schmidt: But he is good at math.…”

— Meredith Scardino, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

Tagged: high school diploma, Vietnamese, racist, Good at Math

“Randy: Hey! What did I tell you about using sarcasm, little lady? Kimmi: [boredly looking at her phone] That you don't know how to use it. Randy: Exactly!”

— Jack Burditt, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

Tagged: Sarcasm, insults

“Kimmy Schmidt: Your comforter smells terrible. Titus Andromedon: It's my cologne—Dutch Oven.”

— Emily Altman, Jack Burditt, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

Tagged: Dutch Oven

“Titus Andromedon: I will be performing a wholly original song. The idea came to me in a dream last afternoon. It's called 'Pinot Noir'... Lillian Kaushtupper: Classy. Titus Andromedon: ...An Ode to Black Penis. Lillian Kaushtupper: I assumed.”

— Danny Rubin, Lon Zimmet, Lillian Kaushtupper, Carol Kane, imdb.com

Tagged: Pinot Noir, Black Penis

“Black, gay and old? I'm not gonna know which box to check on the hate crime form.”

— Allison Silverman, Titus Andromedon, Tituss Burgess, imdb.com

Tagged: Black, gay, Old, Hate crime

“Xanthippe Voorhees: Hey, Kimmy, 1996 called. It wants its clothes back. Kimmy Schmidt: Hey, Xan, 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on earth.”

— Robert Carlock, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

Tagged: 1996, 2090, Clothes, trends, Outdated

“Ugh, that crown I got for being prom king was so tacky I hardly even wear it anymore.”

— Danny Rubin, Lon Zimmet, Titus Andromedon, Tituss Burgess, imdb.com

Tagged: prom king, tacky

“Titus Andromedon: That boy is gay. Kimmy Schmidt: He's not gay. Gay hasn't even gotten to Indiana yet. There are rumors about Ohio.”

— Allison Silverman, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

Tagged: gay, indiana, Midwest

“Xanthippe Voorhees: You don't have a cell phone? Kimmy Schmidt: Well I had a cell phone, Xan. Obvs. But I lost it. At the zoo. A monkey took it and she wouldn't give it back. Yeah, Xan. The monkey was a woman. Women can be anything these days.”

— Jack Burditt, Robert Carlock, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com

Tagged: cell phone, Monkey, Women, empowerment

“Jacqueline Voorhees: I look so sad. What filter is this? Kimmy Schmidt: None! Hash brown no filter!”

— Tina Fey, Jack Burditt, Jacqueline Voorhees / White, Jane Krakowski, imdb.com

Tagged: photo filters, Sad, Hash brown