“Instead of Coachella, it should be called Whole Paycheckella.”— Zoe Jarman, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.comTagged: Coachella, Jokes, Summer Music Festivals
“You can't go for a swim in jeans!”— Devin Field, Blake Henderson, Blake Anderson, imdb.comTagged: Swimming, What Happens When You Swim In Jeans
“I, like, never have a thing. I'm actually kinda bummed that I never have things to do.”— Blake Anderson, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.comTagged: Bored, Nothing To Do
“Have I, uh, ever told you guys about the time I had sex at the zoo? So I'm basically with this girl who's all over my big old nut-sack and we're kinda, like, looking around. We get to the gorilla pen, all right, and it kinda gets us going. And I get this hard-on, and we just start Boo, boo, boo, who…”— Blake Anderson, Blake Henderson, Blake Anderson, imdb.comTagged: Weird Sex, Bestiality, Sex at the Zoo
“He's got a huge one. And I'm talking about his heart. Which would have to be huge to pump blood into his giant dick.”— Blake Anderson, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.comTagged: Big Dicks, Hearts and Dicks