Season 2

“Gretchen: You know, after I cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark. Jimmy: Don't tell me. Gretchen: Okay. I won't. [pause] I love you, too.”

— Stephen Falk, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com

“I thought all English people were fancy, but these are like Alabama English people.”

— Lindsay Jillian, Chris Geere, imdb.com

“I'm already regretting not slapping you harder.”

— Franklin Hardy, Shane Kosakowski, Jimmy Shive-Overly, Chris Geere, imdb.com

“No, seriously, Jimmy, I feel such empathy for you, being a writer. I mean, everyone feels sorry for kids forced to work in the diamond mines in Sierra Leone, but where is the telethon for the noble writer? Bravely drinking coffee, spilling his blood to get his feelings out, filling two, maybe three…”

— Philippe Iujvidin, Stephen Falk, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com

“You're what this town calls a tweener. You're not hot enough to be the lead, and not fat enough to be the funny friend.”

— Philippe Iujvidin, Stephen Falk, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com

“Improv is the lowest form of comedy. That whole school of yours is just a bunch of actors so janky-looking, no one will write lines for them, so you have to make them up yourself.”

— Stephen Falk, Philippe Iujvidin, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com

“Do you know what I'd rather experience than long-form improv? Long-form bone cancer.”

— Eva Anderson, imdb.com