“Dr. Flora Douglas: And why are you wearing mittens? Sheldon: Well, I don't know where your hands have been.”— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: mittens, protects, Clean
“To me, you're like string beans. No one asks for them, no one wonders about them. They're just there on the plate.”— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: Simile Examples, string beans, plate
“I've been going to school in a zoo.”— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: Metaphor Examples, Zoo, School
“I know where Dallas is. I used to buy my marijuana there.”— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Meemaw, Annie Potts, imdb.comTagged: dallas, purchase, Marijuana
“Dr. Eberland: Has he been under some unusual stress lately? Sheldon: Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.”— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: unusual stress, upset, Radio Shack
“That NASA guy treated me like a child, and I intend to prove him wrong.”— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: NASA, Simile Examples, Child, prove someone wrong
“I can't die. I've only kissed one boy.”— Steven Molaro, Chuck Lorre, Missy, Raegan Revord, imdb.comTagged: kissed, Boy, can't die
“Meemaw: Sheldon, what's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart. Sheldon: Well, this changes everything. How do you know who to trust? Meemaw: You don't. That's what makes life interesting.”— Dario Konjicija, Damir Konjicija, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: face, heart, Trust, Life, interesting
“Pastor Jeff: God is light. Sheldon: So God's a photon?”— Dario Konjicija, Damir Konjicija, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: God, Light, photon, argument
“Science is facts, religion is faith. I prefer facts.”— Dario Konjicija, Damir Konjicija, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: Science, Facts, Religion, Faith
“Pastor Jeff: So, what do you think the odds are that God exists? Sheldon: I think they're zero. I believe in science.”— Dario Konjicija, Damir Konjicija, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: God, Faith, Religion, Beliefs, Science
“Sheldon Cooper: I wonder if he knows that's in violation of the dress code. Mary: Speaking of which, how about we lose that bowtie?”— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Mary Cooper, Zoe Perry, imdb.comTagged: Violation, Dress Code, Bow Tie, fancy
“Missy Cooper: Why can't we watch DuckTales? Sheldon Cooper: 'Cause we don't learn anything watching DuckTales. Missy Cooper: It's TV. We're not supposed to learn.”— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: Learning, TV, Smarts
“I thought evil thoughts didn't occur until puberty.”— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: Evil, Thoughts, Brain, Puberty
“How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.”— Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Iain Armitage, imdb.comTagged: Adopted, twin, Think, Smart, Logic